This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
40s are totally the cure
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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