sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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