Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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