shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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