he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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