So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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