Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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