Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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