Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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