i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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