Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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