if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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