A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
