He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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