Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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