remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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