Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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