so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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