Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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