Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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