Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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