are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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