This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
FUCK WHALES
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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