Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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