he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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