Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
