I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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