addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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