brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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