I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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