If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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