We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She even gives head with a lisp.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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