ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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