problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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