He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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