the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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