I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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