I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
