Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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