we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I have aggressive nipples.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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