I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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