I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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