Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I think I just sharted jello shots
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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