We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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