there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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