I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
50% drunk capacity currently
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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