East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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