How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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