I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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