Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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