I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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