I love having hate sex.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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