Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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