guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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