Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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