how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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