I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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