How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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