he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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